Legend has it, this bar has existed since the dawn of time, like the monolifts in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Some theologians believe that there was a "gap" between Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2 - and I believe that that is when this bar may have been created. After God said, "Let there be light," he said "Let there be gains" and - poof! - this bar materialized ex nihilo. Its mode of travel is mysterious, but some surmise that it's transported via bar fairies through wormholes, ending up in various garage - and even basement - gyms across planet earth. Given this pedigree, this bar is easily God-tier.
Epilogue: Oh, the ez curl bar in my hands - but if I could understand what you are, bolt and all, I should understand what God and man is.
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