That Big Mofo Guy's Reviews (117)


(3.00)
2/20/2026
Works ok as an elliptical and worse as a recumbent bike. My wife and son liked using it. Always felt like it would fall apart while I was using it. Sold it off.
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(4.33)
2/20/2026
I have nothing like this to compare it to. With that said I like the various height and handle adjustments so you can find a good comfortable position. Solid unit.
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(4.33)
2/20/2026
Tried this bad boy out at Massenomics gym. Most humbling back machine I've ever used. Solid piece feels great through the motion. Too rich for my blood though.
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(4.00)
2/20/2026
Don't think I'd ever purchase one but if you're at a gym that has one or come across a great deal it's a solid belt squat unit.
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(3.00)
2/20/2026
All crumb bumpers are basically the same in my opinion. They work but they're bottom tier bumper plates. Also super thick so you can't load a ton of weight.
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(4.00)
2/20/2026
Do you like doing cardio that makes you question your life choices? That's what the assault bike feels like in the moment. HIIT on it is brutal but does s great job of getting the work done.
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(3.00)
2/20/2026
You'll find these plates in 90% of commercial gyms. For the price they're definitely not worth it. Pain to deadlift with them. Not a bad option for machines if you can find them cheap used.
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(3.33)
2/20/2026
I've bought a handful of these over the years. Kind of a gimmick but it does feel a little better to do pushups and turn your wrist to adjust during the movement.
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